I've found us a church!

But I FOUND THE HAIRBALL, GODOG, don't I get somekind of reward, now that The World that hisses me off can start turning past the yarn, Cat replied.

There are many yarns to spin, Godog replied. Mine has really unraveled tonite....

Lawyers from The United Church of Dog in Texas was seen to have raised the roof on Dog's house and the puppies they had to confiscate

Four hunert and twenty now are Dogless, homeless and pro-converted into being something they are not. Oh well.....

Jan Crotch and Georgia Bushes aught to collaborate a bit here. Let's hear it from the profreshenals after they leave the Pro-urinal Convention next primary. Those North Carolinians, do they know Dog the way we Cats do?

I wish I had a picture of the last Cathouse I visited after the roof on my own House fell in, Godog replied.

Tied up in a ball, yep, I'm just a silly noetic poetic tied up in a ball. I wonder what would have happened if The World was all tied up in a golf ball from Tiger Woods arsenal instead of a hairball from Tiger Woods kitty box. She..... (he does have a wife, doesn't he?)

Uh...I can't come >_>

Where do you get these incredible proofs of slapstuck muckin around catoonists?

I've only got two puffballs left to burst, honey before the moon rises here and I got to get off my cradle and head over to the silver spoon saloon. BRB

Got a few cows to chase down

SPRING! I notice your emoticon is having a hissy fit from droppin her drawers so many times. Over there, on the left cheek, there! Right there! See that rash? I think we need to either get her a better belt that'll hold 'em up, so's she can take time off from bending down so much and take care of that rash! She just can't seem to stop, can she?

Better yet send her to a nudist camp for "Bending Over Backwards Revival Training. Dr. Rice is the guest speaker this year. I hear she's now tryin to lease a condo in a rice paddy next to her Chevron properties. Who would ever buy a condo standing in a rice paddy with her pants down? She really IS standing in murky waters, silly emoticon that she is!

And, is she stuck in the mud too? She can't seem to move her feet! And why is she wiggling her butt AFTER her drawers are down. Shouldn't she be shakin them moons while trying to pull her pants up. They are pretty big, after all. Maybe she's just wigglin them after her pants are down 'cause they're finally free just to let all that fat hang out there and breathe a while....

Well, I can see that there's no one here 'cept me and my emoticon baby, so i'll say "Nite! Y'all! Y'all come back when you find a job, y'all hear?"

Wild Dove morning has broken. I have a job to do today! :mop:

O_O

I see...

Liam, why can't you come? we're non-denominational. The only denomination 's we want are large ones in the offering basket to help pay for the sacramental beer ( wine is too nasty a hangover) and the sacramental chicken wings and barbeque (bread is too bland and old fashioned) Just hop in your plane and fly across the pond, it won't be the same without you.

I've thought of a name for our church, Two Hawks TaVernacle! I think it fits us. Cheers!

I just can't do anything with this hair! TaVernacle Service is about to begin. Maybe somebody will pray for me this WEDNESDAY:

Did you notice there's not an ounce of cellulite on her? lol!