A New Chakra Found!

A New Chakra

by Jill Robertson

Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed. When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body.

The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased. When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect.

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh. Seriousness causes reincarnation.

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Is it natural to feel suspicious about this article? It's the concept of cells giving a "happy face".

Be careful Liam, you're in danger of reincarnating!

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Very intersesting natural flow of life force from these words...
The very concept of the heart Chakra as being the center of relationships of this realm, governing the personal and social intentions of humans, I find it all very enlightening, when the heart Chakra is balanced it enables us to accept the world, ourselves and others, as they are.....therfor lending to the reality of the" clown " Chakra as being the catalyst for us mere humans to accept the self created stucture of personality, with all its rough edges, merits, and mistakes, and learning to love it and (not take it to seriously..) :-) Be Humble ..Be Happy...Which means we dont have to be Right.... :bball: Love to all...

how true that is.

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