Hey Single Ladies, Dimitri is Single!

This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time! I won't tell you my favorite parts, I don't want to ruin it for you. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dimitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said 'give me a call.' The above is the messages he left. Listen to the whole thing, it just keeps getting better and better.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXPvN_OMZXc

Dmitiri can stay single, and probably will. I'm all for direct and upfront, however he goes into too much detail too soon. I'm surprised he didn't run out of tape on the answering machine. What a clueless jerk.