Couch smokers anonymous

heh heh heh.



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I don't see the pickle. Show us the rug view!

OH. MAH. GAWD.

Godog wonders if it could be Melissa before she bleached her hair, or Spring with a black eye instead of the red and yellow one (one gets from all that cigarette smoke I know still shows in her eyes. C'mon, Spring, show us the rug view again. Give us a current avatar pic that shows you in a real man's smoker's pickle!) :bump:, your rug or mine?

Or, Godog said, it could be Jhodi before she became a buddhistic vietnamese vegetarian against all odds, mind you!

BWWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!! And wild dove gets it, and with amazing accuracy!

Melissa, you know how bad my memory is...but late last night as I lie in bed, I thought I rememebred where that picture was taken!

I thinkwe went to a fancy steakhouse in Tulsa one day. Could that be it.

That was my gilded era.

Fancy steakhouse in Tulsa it is! Give that girl a prize! Hhahahaha!

I think we were up to no good that day. Yep, we were both definitely "gilded" back then! lol

I just happened to run across that picture and I don't ever remember you smoking, mah dear. But there it is.

I smoked for a VERY short time....to try to take the edge off all the other crap I was ingesting...hey, it was the 80's. I am betting I didn't smoke over a month...Benson and Hedges Deluxe Ultra Lights menthol.

dear god...

I remember EXACTLY what was for dessert that evening, right on that very table. Not implicating you, of course....just sayin'. Use your editing powers at will.

Man I am glad we got thru all that.

HAHAHA! No Edits here! My long-term dinner memory fails me, though. I didn't think we actually ATE food back then. I thought we more or less admired it, sniffed at it, maybe nibbled at it, but I'm sure we didn't actually ingest too much of it. I'm glad we made it through, too, my dear friend. Living on Tulsa Time would've put us both in an early grave if we'd kept it up much longer. lol

Ok, I give up, what was for dessert? Looks like carmel covered ice cream or something to that effect.

umm...no...it was possibly Bolivian or Columbian. Definitely brought up from FLorida. And you don't smoke it. well, actually, we have done that too! oh my this is bringing up way too many memories/skeletons.

I won't even show that picture to Grant it is so shameful. I had gotten down to 103 pounds.

I wish that glass was not in the way, becasue I think I see a very hideous yellow purse...to match my necklace! where is the :puke: emoticon?

ROFLMAO on the yellow purse and necklace! bwhahaha, you have no idea how much I always admired your ability to pull off that big jewelry! Seriously! I could just never make it work. And I think I weighed about 90. Ugh.

One of my favorite memories is your sunglasses. You went on this kick with buying very expensive sun-glasses. I was amazed that you would drop $90 on a pair. I thought that was incredibly bold and exotic of you! lol...Oh you have no idea.....

Melissa I swear to god I think the reason I have aged fairly well is because of all those sunglasses!!!! They were Ray Ban's --yeah, just after Tom Cruise's movie--and Gary always wore them and that is why I started wearing them. I had a red pair and a tortoise pair. I sometimes think that is one of the only things I got out of all that turmoil with him----good skin! hahahhaha

On my 21st Birthday I did some shrooms and played a gig with a band that I didn't know very well (Left of the Dial) and the psycho bass player stole my black ray bans! I was so pissed!

Do you have other pictures? We should get together and go thru everything we both have. Although I don't think I have much.

And girl, if I weighed 103, you had to be down into the 80's!

From my "Hide for Jhodi" collection....hahaha! lol

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Oh my jaw just dropped! I can't believe you have that. I do not even remember it, of course.

God I was thin. I had to have been 16 in that picture.

I am so thankful you have this. I have very little from my youth, really. Especially not much memory.

Can you email that picture to me?

OH, BTW, BTM, that avatar pic(you and the horse's ass) has a man on a horse in front of you. Who (or what) was taking the picture? :coffee4:

I could make a comment there which would not have been nice.

I might say it...

ICANT

YOU MUST...

I CANNOT

C'mon Liam, say it, are you chicken?

I cant...it would be really harsh.

FINE I'll say it >_>

In that picture she looks like a man. THERE *holds up barrier*

I WAS a man back then.

It was only recently that I have encapsulated the feminine.

You are QUITE astute!

jhodi wrote:

I WAS a man back then.

It was only recently that I have encapsulated the feminine.

Wow, JHODI, I thought once The Genie got out of the bottle you could never screw the lid back on! :laugh:

OUR RESIDENT COUCH POTATO:[/size]

Twelve Rules of Life by our resident couch potato (found in our church baptistry before it went underwater):

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government programme.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

More Couch Potato jokes:
Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common'tater.

Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop!