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PostSubject: Psychic kid   Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:03 pm

father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story &
> listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless
> Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."
>
> The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
>
> The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the
thing
> to do."
>
> The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange
> coincidence.
>
> A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her
> prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy & good-bye
> Grandma."
>
> The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father,
this
> kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was
> going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy."
>
> He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night & got up
at
> the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
> lunch & watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he
would
> be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of
the
> day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch & jumping at every
> sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief & went home.
>
> When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's
> the matter?"
>
> He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day
of
> my life."
>
> She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
> happened to me.
> This morning, my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"
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PostSubject: Re: Psychic kid   Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:21 pm

I thought that it was the milkman who died
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PostSubject: Re: Psychic kid   Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:12 pm

and the postman the butcher, the baker and the candle wax maker.....
Daddy be good, daddy be nimble, daddy run over the....... :dark:

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PostSubject: Re: Psychic kid   Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:18 am

I needed a good laugh MID

:funny1:

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