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PostSubject: A 50th Wedding Anniversary...   Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 am

A 50th Wedding Anniversary...


At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few, minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend the money on her, but best is that I took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!"

The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go to get her." :laugh4:

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PostSubject: Re: A 50th Wedding Anniversary...   Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:55 am

XD

Ah Good Ol' Luigi, nothing beats Mario's Brother
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PostSubject: Re: A 50th Wedding Anniversary...   Wed Feb 13, 2008 12:32 pm

and then The Zebra said in confession to the priest "Yuh know, Father, I've been havin trouble with my husband lately. When he tries to mount me, he complains that all he sees is spots."

"What's wrong with that, dear sister? All Zebras have spots on their back end."

"Yeah, but my husband is a Leopard, Father." :laugh:

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