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PostSubject: What Not To Say To Your Valentine...   Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:55 pm

What Not To Say To Your Valentine... 🌹

These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:


I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
But what have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell!"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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"You don't stand a chance against my prayers. You don't stand a chance against my love."
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PostSubject: Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine...   Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:31 pm

Hahaha!

I love this poem.
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PostSubject: Re: What Not To Say To Your Valentine...   Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:56 pm

laugh :laugh: :funny1:

Hubby n I can't stop laughing-tooooo cute. Thanks for sharing!
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