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PostSubject: Dog Pet Peeves about humans   Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:28 am

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me........not funny.

3. Yelling at me for barking.....I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while your gone. (have you ever noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is tis anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests...sorry but, i haven't quite mastered the handshake thing yet.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, your just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. have you noticed the fur?

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when your not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you turd.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
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PostSubject: Re: Dog Pet Peeves about humans   Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:23 pm

:lol!: I love it!
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PostSubject: Re: Dog Pet Peeves about humans   Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:33 pm

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