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 Funniest First Date EVER!

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PostSubject: Funniest First Date EVER!   Fri Dec 14, 2007 11:33 am

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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when You read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first
date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!


She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before.

The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
Realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and Let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped
and
she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could

think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature
of the Situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of
another
Sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues
frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her
flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand
new
problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet
aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about
"what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her
butt off" and in need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater
and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
Themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with
a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip
his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laug
hter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should
be
"pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off."

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
and was sitting next to her on the Leno show
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest First Date EVER!   Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:31 pm

OMG! could you imagine yourself in that situation!!! how freaking hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Funniest First Date EVER!   Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:33 am

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