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 The Old Poodle

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PostSubject: The Old Poodle   Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:41 am

NOt because anyone is OLD-just because everyone needs a good giggle, and you young ones, just remember that.


A wealthy old lady decides to go an a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old poodle thinks, "oh,oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one deliciious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leoard. So, off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures someting must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see whats going to happen to that conniving canine!" Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming
with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle say: "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Moral of this story... Don't mess with old farts...age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!
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PostSubject: Re: The Old Poodle   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:02 pm

ROFLMAO!!! LOL!
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