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PostSubject: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:34 pm

Things to do in Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet time.

1) get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2) set the alarm clocks in houewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

3) make a trail of tomatoe juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4)walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone "Code 3" in housewares.... and see what happens.

5) go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6) move a "CAUTION -WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area

7) set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8) when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and ask "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9) look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10) while handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11) dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

!2) in the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.

13) hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME"

14) when an announcment comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!!!!"

15) go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while. Then yell, very loudly, "Theres no toilet paper in here!!"

author unknown. my favorites are #'s 10,13 and 15
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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Mon Nov 12, 2007 2:48 pm

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8) when a clerk asks if they can help you, begin crying and ask why can't you people just leave me alone?

Like that's ever going to happen at Walmart! roflmao!!!

My favs...# 5, 7 & 10! LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:22 pm

they usually just ask me if I'm finding everything I need. I gotta say though the people at the one I shop at are very nice and helpful. They recently remodeled the store (which really pissed me off) and I couldn't find squat. When I asked an employee where something was they didn't know either. They hated the remodeling as much as I did. I still have trouble finding stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:04 pm

These are so funny. They remind me of the time my significant other and myself were living in a small town in Mississippi for a few months. We had to go 15 miles to the nearest grocery. Well, we were in the Piggly Wiggly - LOL - and the girl at the register got on the microphone and said "Billy Bob (I am not kidding - that was his name) would you please come to front to bag, Billy Bob please come to the front." My soul mate grabbed the microphone out of her hand and yelled into it "AND I MEAN NOW DAMN IT!"

You could hear a pin drop in there after that!

We still laugh about that one.

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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:37 am

come to front to bag? O_o
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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:31 am

Liam I don't know what you guys call it over there, but when you check out at the grocery store here there is usually a young man or young girl that runs the cash register, and then there is another one that will put the groceries in the bag for you. They call it "bagging." Just a slang word for stuffing your food in sacks or bags.

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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Tue Nov 13, 2007 7:34 am

lol, Liam, doesn't 'bagging' have a different connotation in England? ha!

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PostSubject: Re: Having Fun in Wal-Mart   Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:52 am

OMG Spring that is hilarious. NOW DAMN IT! he, he
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