Things to do on an elevator

1) when theres only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people , but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the psychic hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "thats mine!!"

6) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

8) Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

10) Pretend you are flight atttendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

11) Ask, Did you feel that?

12) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

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13) When the doors close,announce to the others, "Its okay, don't panic, they open up again".

14) Swat at flies that don't exist.

15) Tell people that you can see their aura.

16) call out, "group hug" then enforce it.

17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

18) Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without geting off.

20) Stare at another passenger for a while, announce in horror, "Your one of THEM" and back awasy slowly.

21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

22) Listen to the elevator wall with your stethoscope.

23) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while and then announce, "I have new socks on".

24) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "this is my personal space".