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PostSubject: The Life Cycle   Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:01 am

From an email:

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.
You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.
You get kicked out of there for being too healthy.
Go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School
After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.
Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...
You finish off as an orgasm!
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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle   Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:30 am

I love honey ...where do I sign up!!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle   Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:48 am

sounds great.....how do we get to that world?
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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle   Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:39 am

Yes, that way we would all be innocent when we die.

We should start a petition and forward it to GOD!

Hello God, next life I would like it to go just as BTM has described! Please! pray


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PostSubject: Re: The Life Cycle   Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:40 pm

wonderful!
but what happens in between becoming a baby and spending those 9 months floating around...
i guess we gotta climb back in ourselves huh?
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