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PostSubject: Stuttering Cat   Stuttering Cat EmptyFri Sep 07, 2007 8:28 am

Sorry for the profanity, but I laughed so hard at this one. The innocence of children!


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"


That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ...and before he could say "fuck", the dog ate him!
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Cat   Stuttering Cat EmptyFri Sep 07, 2007 9:27 am

ROFLMAO!!! Thats great Spring
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PostSubject: Re: Stuttering Cat   Stuttering Cat EmptyThu Oct 11, 2007 4:10 pm

HAHAAH OMG.
hahahaha wow.
haha.
thats funny!
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