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PostSubject: That Parrot   Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:55 pm

That parrot!

So, there was this huge ocean liner with wonderful entertainmentŠ floor shows of singing, dancing, jazz, classical and contemporary musicŠ and especially a magician that could do exceptional magicŠ However, there was a retired pirate on board whose parrot would spoil virtually every act from the back of the audience with, "It's up his sleeve", "It's under the table", "It's behind him".. This was driving the magician crazy and not helping the audience.

Then this huge ocean liner, the biggest ever built, hit an iceberg and sank... almost the only survivors were this magician hanging on one end of a piece of deckingŠ and that parrot on the other end. They starred at each other for two days of freezing weatherŠwhen the parrot finally said," Okay, I give! Where's the boat?
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PostSubject: Re: That Parrot   Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:21 am

That joke sucks! (Apparently the boat sucked up a lot of fowl water, too!) :drown: :fall:

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