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PostSubject: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:04 am

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?


1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:40 am

I like 13! (Course, LittleBear is both Australian Shepherd and Bernese Mountain dog, so 13 needs a sub-phrase: "Oh, we don't use them here. After rounding up the sheep, me and my shepherd guy retire to our cave. We use candles, dummy!"


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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:42 am

I love all your pictures of Little Bear! He looks so happy in the snow! Little Bear always looks at the camera with the most soulful eyes! I wonder who he really is? I feel a great spirit there.

Cayenne sends kisses to you Little Bear.

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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:55 am

He really IS Chief LittleBear (western cherokee-cheyenne) When LittleBear told me to get out of Dog Canyon, down to hwy 180 NM and go to a campground where a warm dry place would be waiting for us, to escape a big bad storm, I saw a pick-up on the way down the canyon, which I then saw at the same campground the next morning. The man told me he was expecting me. He was Chief LittleBear's great great grandson. He knew my spirit name and took LittleBear aside, spoke in Tslagui tongue and well....the rest is history. He really is Chief LittleBear in spirit, and we pray together as well as he often stares at me, and I write or type exactly what he reveals to me.......

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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:52 pm

Spring, that was awesome, I like 14. All of my dogs would be saying yeah, so what, fix it yourself, your here for US remember.
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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:02 am

Well I forgot number 15. The Mastiff. Would be hunkered up as close to mommy as possible and begging me to change it because she is afraid of the dark! Nope won't go outside after dark. Stands in the doorway and looks out apprehensively. If we do venture out I have to follow with a flashlight. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Dogs and Light Bulbs   Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:20 am

You forgot 17 my former Irish Setter Valley. She would have said, "not now, I'm busy milking Midnite's kittens. Her teats ran out of milk, I've still got some. Dad drowned my pups, cause he was told to....poo-poo on you silly humans! How could you have done that to me, Willy?"

(I actually did that, I was only holding someone else's hunting dog for awhile. Because she was so devastated, she never did make it as a bird dog, so she was given to me....we had a beautiful life together, Valley raised five cats. She forgave me. It even brings tears to my eyes as I write about her. This happened 30 years ago....but she is still present...

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