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PostSubject: Honest Research   Honest Research EmptySat Jun 21, 2008 11:37 pm

With apologies.
One day Jesus and his apostles in heaven are having a meeting to discuss drug problems all over the world and how drugs are destroying families and so on. They've never tried any, so they don't know what the effects are like, so they decide to go to Earth to gather some drugs for research. Jesus stays behind to wait, and after five days someone knocks on the door.

-Knock, knock

-Who is it?

-It's me, St. Peter.

-What did you bring?

-Cocaine from Colombia, Jesus.

So he lets him in. Then a little while afterwards,

-Knock knock

-Who is it?

-It's me, Matthew.

-What did you bring?

-Pot from Jamaica, Jesus.

So he lets him in. Then after that the rest of the disciples start coming in, and they bring in crack, speed, LSD, ecstasy, heroin, etcetera, and they're all in the room now. Only one disciple is missing.

-Knock knock

-Who is it?

-It's me, Judas Iscariot.

-What did you bring?

-The FBI, fuckers, up against the wall! The guy with the beard is the ringleader!

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