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PostSubject: Best of Late Night   Best of Late Night EmptyFri Aug 10, 2007 1:00 pm

The Best of Late Night...

"Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husbandís fundraising campaign is she canít make him black, and she canít make him a woman. Thatís the same problem with Michael Jacksonís people."

-Jay Leno



"Last night President Bush did not call Barry Bonds after he broke Hank Aaronís homerun record, but today, Bush decided to make the call. Bush said, 'I realized I had a rare opportunity to talk to the only guy in the country who is less popular than I am.' "

-Conan O'Brien


"It was a very big night for the very big-headed Barry Bonds. He has the all-time record for career homeruns. There was big skirmish in the bleachers for the ball. Collectors say itís worth somewhere between $300,000 and $500,000, which is actually a lot less than some other baseballs. Some baseballs have actually fetched millions of dollars so I guess taking steroids really does shrink the value of your balls."

-Jimmy Kimmel



"In a recent interview with People magazine, Kathy Hilton said that her daughter Paris Hilton may have gotten a rash from the sheets in her cell. Today the sheets issued a statement saying, no, they got the rash from Paris Hilton."

-Jay Leno



"Earlier this year, there was a strange story about Keith Richards. He claims he once snorted a mixture of cocaine and his dead fatherís ashes. That was the story, but he denied it. Now, though, heís saying he did snort his dad; he did not mix him with some cocaine. He only snorted his dad. Stars. Theyíre just like us."

-Jimmy Kimmel



"According to Glamour magazine, 83 percent of women tell their friends secrets to their husbands. So women, if you tell your girlfriend something, 83 percent chance she will tell her husband. But the good news? One hundred percent of the men arenít listening anyway."

-Jay Leno



"Potential-for-candidate Fred Thompson is now busy defending his much younger wife. In a recent interview, he said all criticism of his wife should be directed at him. As a result, conservative groups told Thompson heís been showing too much cleavage."

-Conan O'Brien


"The New York Times reduced the size of their paper. They reduced the width by an inch and a half. The news was announced with the headline, 'Big News at New York Tim.'"

-Conan O'Brien
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PostSubject: Re: Best of Late Night   Best of Late Night EmptyMon Aug 20, 2007 8:12 am

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!

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