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PostSubject: Dear Abby   Dear Abby EmptyWed May 21, 2008 12:58 pm

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Bob
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby   Dear Abby EmptyWed May 21, 2008 1:37 pm

:laugh4: :funny1:
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby   Dear Abby EmptyWed May 21, 2008 5:11 pm

you could look at this one from many angles, even if you are a naked nightwalker dreaming she's riden on a Harley down a desert highway with a waitress lookin like Carly Simon (who also went out naked one night with me on my Harley!)!!!!! smoke :bump: 'course Neil Young might get upset, all that hair flyin in the wind while that chrome and steel she rides starts colliding with the air he sniffs, if he don't move away from those leaky valve covers. And what about the tappets on top of the valves? (tappette in french means drag queen).......?
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby   Dear Abby EmptyThu May 22, 2008 9:25 am

ROFLMAO! Somebody needs to take that husband back to the dealer! ha!
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PostSubject: Re: Dear Abby   Dear Abby EmptyThu May 22, 2008 9:44 am

How long before your next regular service is due ? If this coming up soon just wait until then and save yourself a trip ! :yeah2:
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