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PostSubject: A.A.A.D.D.   Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:15 pm

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at

my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the

porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to bring the mail inside and go through it

before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in

the garbage can and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and

take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when

I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table and see that there

is only 1 check left.

My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to

my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to

push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm and I decide to put it in the

refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of

flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading

glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first

I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a

container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.

Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be

looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen

table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but

first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it

spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels

and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I

was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't paid

The garbage hasn't been taken out

There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

The flowers don't have enough water

There is still only 1 check in my check book

I can't find the remote

I can't find my glasses

And I don't remember what I did with the car keys

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done

today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day and I'm

really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and

I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you

know, because I don't remember who I've sent it to.
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D.   Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:10 pm

What did you say? :drown:

"We are All Giving Birth to Each Other" -Anais Nin
"Not all of us are eagles, yet we all are sky dancers" -Dancing Dog to Willy TwoHawk.
"At night there are millions of galaxies. During the day there is the beauty of friends dancing at their wedding to each other." -Rumi
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D.   Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:05 pm

I almost finished reading this, but I need to go check on something. What that something is I don't know, but I am going to find out what it was right after I wash the dishes.

"You don't stand a chance against my prayers. You don't stand a chance against my love."
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PostSubject: Re: A.A.A.D.D.   Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:58 am

I thought some of you could relate to this!!! I can't tell you how many times that has happened to me, though maybe not quite to such an extent.
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