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PostSubject: Panhandlers   Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:46 am

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers......They

panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos

panhandles just as long as Jose, but only

collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home

a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes,

lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of

money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and

hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase

full of $10 bills every day?".

Jose says , ..... "Look at your sign, what

does it say"?

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and

6 kids to support'."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3

dollars"

Carlos says.... "So what does your sign say"?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads , "I

only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico".
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