http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/-t1.htm Our playground! Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:38:30 GMT 10 http://i18.servimg.com/u/f18/11/45/46/05/hawks_10.jpg http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/-t1.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/choir-practise-update-t1861.htm Wild Dove Smoke, eat, drink and be merry. Our location has changed as you can see, but we'll be intune by next Sunday. I promise! -Willy Nutcase, choir director- Rumpus Room Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:38:30 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/choir-practise-update-t1861.htm#7700 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/choir-practise-update-t1861.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/wet-grass-in-winter-t1859.htm Wild Dove We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha- From one of my poems: ......Can I lie on the moss in your lawn without lying to you? I can? Whooop-ey! In the summer air, even in wintertime I shall be Looking for you from down deep inside while looking up at The Sky, Looking inside makes a lot of sense. Rolling you over on yourself in the grass The Beauty of You Inside spills out. ... Rumpus Room Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:49:58 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/wet-grass-in-winter-t1859.htm#7685 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/wet-grass-in-winter-t1859.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/smilies-are-back-t1852.htm Melissa Sorry, WD, I couldn't find your dead green pickle. Rumpus Room Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:40:30 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/smilies-are-back-t1852.htm#7664 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/smilies-are-back-t1852.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/littlebear-wants-to-play-t1830.htm Wild Dove ]]> Rumpus Room Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:07:57 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/littlebear-wants-to-play-t1830.htm#7587 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/littlebear-wants-to-play-t1830.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-for-november-9-to-startor-stopkick-your-day-t1821.htm Wild Dove Gotta read this outloud to yourself, a bit difficult at first, but...you'll getduhhundit Tenjewberrymud... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the FarEast Economic Review... Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??" G: "Uh..yes..I'd ... Rumpus Room Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:51:04 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-for-november-9-to-startor-stopkick-your-day-t1821.htm#7565 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-for-november-9-to-startor-stopkick-your-day-t1821.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/this-2-year-old-is-amazing-t1813.htm Melissa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrrQwLdME8 Rumpus Room Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:59:29 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/this-2-year-old-is-amazing-t1813.htm#7525 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/this-2-year-old-is-amazing-t1813.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/la-z-boy-up-for-auction-t1801.htm masterindisguise Heres your chance W.D.!! La-Z-Boy from drunk driving case to be auctioned Email this Story Oct 29, 8:18 PM (ET) DULUTH, Minn. (AP) - A motorized La-Z-Boy used by a man who pleaded guilty to driving it drunk is going up for auction. But police said interested bidders need to keep it off the streets. The chair, powered by a lawnmower engine, comes equipped with a stereo, cup holders and lights. Police in Proctor, in northern Minnesota, are putting the seized chair up for ... Rumpus Room Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:46:48 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/la-z-boy-up-for-auction-t1801.htm#7471 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/la-z-boy-up-for-auction-t1801.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/how-stupid-can-a-person-be-t1790.htm masterindisguise Woman flashes $27,000 at Mass. bar, gets robbed Email this Story Oct 22, 9:16 PM (ET) SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) - Massachusetts police say they are searching for two men suspected of robbing a woman of $27,000 after she flashed the cash in a Springfield bar. Sgt. John Delaney said on Friday that the 22-year-old woman was robbed Monday night by two men wearing dark clothing and bandanas, one armed with what appeared to be a semiautomatic handgun. According to police, the woman ... Rumpus Room Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:09:26 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/how-stupid-can-a-person-be-t1790.htm#7438 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/how-stupid-can-a-person-be-t1790.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/a-shaman-forgets-his-glasses-t1784.htm Wild Dove A SHAMAN FORGETS HIS GLASSES A man recently come back from the dead tells The Shaman to re-read the prescription he gave him before he died. He must have read it wrong for obviously he hadn't been healed. But The Shaman forgot his glasses so he never knew what formula he had written down the man was talking about, or what it meant. "Sorry I can't tell you, sir. I forgot my glasses. My death was sudden too." A Cat in The Room was arguing with a Mouse over a scrap ... Rumpus Room Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:41:02 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/a-shaman-forgets-his-glasses-t1784.htm#7431 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/a-shaman-forgets-his-glasses-t1784.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/flying-with-hawks-t1782.htm masterindisguise
Flying with Hawks
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c81_1255966265
Scott Mason, who uses hawks to detect thermal currents to fly his paraglider through the skies of Nepal, "parahawking". He flies with Egyptian vultures, training them to find warm updrafts.]]> Rumpus Room Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:26:36 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/flying-with-hawks-t1782.htm#7428 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/flying-with-hawks-t1782.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/just-chillin-t1773.htm masterindisguise Bear Run! Black bear chills in Wis. beer cooler Email this Story Oct 17, 6:03 PM (ET) HAYWARD, Wis. (AP) - Shoppers in a Wisconsin grocery store got an unexpected surprise when a 125-pound black bear wandered inside and headed straight for the beer cooler. The bear stopped Friday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, about 140 miles northeast of Minneapolis, sauntering through the automatic doors and heading straight for the liquor department. It calmly climbed up 12 feet ... Rumpus Room Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:06:49 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/just-chillin-t1773.htm#7409 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/just-chillin-t1773.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/big-dog-t1750.htm masterindisguise ND woman's 7-foot-long dog could be record holder Email this Story Oct 8, 7:29 AM (ET) CASSELTON, N.D. (AP) - Boomer may be a buster: Measuring 3 feet tall at the shoulders and 7 feet long from nose to destructive wagging tail, he might be the world's tallest living dog. Owner Caryn Weber says her 3-year-old Landseer Newfoundland keeps all four paws on the floor when he drinks from the kitchen faucet in her family's eastern North Dakota farm house. Boomer stares into car windows ... Rumpus Room Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:07:23 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/big-dog-t1750.htm#7336 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/big-dog-t1750.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/bad-weed-t1748.htm masterindisguise Nude man accused of pounding on cars on a highway Email this Story Oct 2, 4:18 PM (ET) GREELEY, Colo. (AP) - A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper. Dustin Robbins, 27, of Westminster, faces 13 counts including indecent exposure, assault and driving under the influence of marijuana. Robbins was arrested Sept. 25 on U.S. 34 east of ... Rumpus Room Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:19:04 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/bad-weed-t1748.htm#7327 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/bad-weed-t1748.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/i-get-by-with-a-little-help-from-my-friends-t1731.htm Anonymous I LOVE this video....This guy is absolutely amazing....whenever I'm feeling down, which has been a lot lately, I watch this, and remember that I have so many friends, in so many different dimensions... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcwz95l65YM I think it the passion with which he sings this song, I'm not sure...but it really speaks to me....I hope you all will watch and be uplifted.... Rumpus Room Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:17:12 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/i-get-by-with-a-little-help-from-my-friends-t1731.htm#7265 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/i-get-by-with-a-little-help-from-my-friends-t1731.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/hilarious-t1735.htm Anonymous ]]> Rumpus Room Sat, 26 Sep 2009 01:32:35 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/hilarious-t1735.htm#7280 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/hilarious-t1735.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/are-you-still-tired-that-tired-wake-up-got-places-to-do-t1728.htm Wild Dove HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THIS TIRED? http://i85.servimg.com/u/f85/11/85/16/71/att00011.jpg[/img] 'And the best comes last . . . IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, REMEMBER, IF IT MADE YOU SMILE, YOUR FRIENDS WILL SMILE TOO ! ! !! Rumpus Room Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:41:15 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/are-you-still-tired-that-tired-wake-up-got-places-to-do-t1728.htm#7259 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/are-you-still-tired-that-tired-wake-up-got-places-to-do-t1728.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/waking-up-is-hard-to-do-hospital-blues-for-nurses-t1725.htm Wild Dove ]]> Rumpus Room Tue, 08 Sep 2009 06:49:30 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/waking-up-is-hard-to-do-hospital-blues-for-nurses-t1725.htm#7253 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/waking-up-is-hard-to-do-hospital-blues-for-nurses-t1725.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-joke-t1712.htm Wild Dove "There you are, my dear," said the mother. "But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."]]> Rumpus Room Sat, 22 Aug 2009 07:01:19 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-joke-t1712.htm#7220 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/joke-joke-t1712.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/neat-stuff-t1687.htm masterindisguise http://blacklancerstyle.multiply.com/video/item/6

Never under estimate a mother!
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Best chase scene ever! 20-second video clip will leave you in awe!
http://tinyurl.com/olodx6]]> Rumpus Room Wed, 27 May 2009 20:19:05 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/beat-chase-ever-t1665.htm#7136 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/beat-chase-ever-t1665.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/finally-a-solution-t1661.htm masterindisguise What to do with doggy doo _ how 'bout a Powerloo? Email this Story May 26, 3:31 PM (ET) LINDEN, Mich. (AP) - Necessity might be the mother of invention, but nastiness also played a big role in Curt Fournier's creation. Fournier, 34, developed the Powerloo and formed GreenDog LLC with fiancee Victoria Januszewski. It's an outdoor, handsfree flushable toilet for dog waste. The Powerloo sits just below ground level and taps into sewer lines. It's designed to be an environmentally safe ... Rumpus Room Wed, 27 May 2009 15:10:38 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/finally-a-solution-t1661.htm#7132 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/finally-a-solution-t1661.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/happy-butt-t1659.htm Wild Dove A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, "Happy Butt." The teacher says, "I don't think that's your name. You need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." The girl goes to the principal's office and he asks, "What's your name?" The little girl says, "Happy Butt." The principal calls the girl's mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy ... Rumpus Room Sat, 23 May 2009 17:31:24 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/happy-butt-t1659.htm#7127 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/happy-butt-t1659.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/get-over-it-lady-t1657.htm masterindisguise Woman, 78, allegedly beats husband over old affair Email this Story May 18, 9:47 PM (ET) LYNNWOOD, Wash. (AP) - A 78-year-old woman arrested last month for allegedly beating her 84-year-old husband because she believed he cheated on her several times during their marriage was charged Thursday with assault. Prosecutors said she hit him with a bowl, pipe and carpet sweeper. He suffered broken ribs, pelvis and a wrist. One witness told police the woman admitted kicking her husband ... Rumpus Room Tue, 19 May 2009 14:47:07 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/get-over-it-lady-t1657.htm#7124 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/get-over-it-lady-t1657.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/what-do-you-think-t1643.htm masterindisguise I think it is a good idea, what do you think? Alderman objects to crime-themed hot dog stand Email this Story Apr 27, 9:05 PM (ET) CHICAGO (AP) - A Chicago alderman said he doesn't mind that a businessman plans to open a hot dog stand in his ward and hire former convicts to work there, but he does object to the stand's crime-linked theme. Alderman Bob Fioretti said Friday his Second Ward on the city's West Side has major crime problems, so he thinks the stand's name, Felony ... Rumpus Room Tue, 28 Apr 2009 16:38:53 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/what-do-you-think-t1643.htm#7087 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/what-do-you-think-t1643.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/inspiring-bicycles-t1650.htm masterindisguise
Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009 - Prepare to leave your jaw on the ground
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z19zFlPah-o]]> Rumpus Room Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:51:53 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/inspiring-bicycles-t1650.htm#7098 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/inspiring-bicycles-t1650.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/performance-t1648.htm masterindisguise

Thousand-Hand Bodhisattva
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24SoPihLdq4
This is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen. This is a video of 21 members of the China Disabled People's Performing Art Troupe performing the Thousand-hand Bodhisattva dance; the members are all deaf.]]> Rumpus Room Thu, 30 Apr 2009 21:24:57 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/performance-t1648.htm#7096 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/performance-t1648.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/celine-and-elvis-t1626.htm masterindisguise Elvis Presley singing with Celine Dion in front of a LIVE Studio Audience http://thehumorzone.co.uk/elvis_presley_celine_dion.htm This is absolutely unbelievable how they have done this, Even after seeing how they did it, it still makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up as it really really does look for all the world that Elvis is actually standing their Live on stage singing along side Celine Dion in front of the live American Idol audience, watch and listen to the audience going ... Rumpus Room Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:41:44 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/celine-and-elvis-t1626.htm#7043 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/celine-and-elvis-t1626.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/jesus-t1623.htm Wild Dove A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father ... Rumpus Room Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:08:27 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/jesus-t1623.htm#7039 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/jesus-t1623.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/yours-mine-or-ours-t1621.htm masterindisguise Comments (0) Here’s a custody case a judge doesn’t hear very often, a battle over the frozen sperm of a dog. That’s right, there’s a divorced couple feuding over who is entitled to the semen of their three Bullmastiffs. Karen Scully, who lives in Florida, and her ex-husband, Anthony Scully of Oakland County, are feuding in Oakland County Circuit Court in Pontiac over who legitimately owns semen belonging to Cyrus, Regg and Romeo, all AKC-registered bullmastiffs — lovable, slobbery ... Rumpus Room Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:02:11 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/yours-mine-or-ours-t1621.htm#7037 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/yours-mine-or-ours-t1621.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/ha-ha-instant-karma-t1618.htm masterindisguise Toothy raccoon bit off manhood By LEON WATSON Published: 26 Jan 2009 rigTeaserImage A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. “He’s been ... Rumpus Room Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:59:50 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/ha-ha-instant-karma-t1618.htm#7033 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/ha-ha-instant-karma-t1618.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/dui-t1613.htm masterindisguise Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool Email this Story Mar 31, 9:06 AM (ET) NEWARK, Ohio (AP) - Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor ... Rumpus Room Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:23:51 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/dui-t1613.htm#7019 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/dui-t1613.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/way-to-go-slick-t1611.htm masterindisguise Man tosses gas bomb in fight, sets own cars ablaze Email this Story Mar 27, 8:27 PM (ET) BITHLO, Fla. (AP) - Authorities said a man threw a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor's trailer, but the wind shifted and set fire to two cars, a pickup and a travel trailer in the man's own yard. The Florida Highway Patrol reported that a 51-year-old man got into a fight with his neighbor on Tuesday night and threw the makeshift gasoline bomb. Authorities believe alcohol was involved. The ... Rumpus Room Sat, 28 Mar 2009 18:06:36 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/way-to-go-slick-t1611.htm#7007 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/way-to-go-slick-t1611.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/miracle-water-t1601.htm masterindisguise From: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/living/2008791573_magicwater27.html "Miracle" water a low-cost alternative cleaner to harsh chemicals By Marla Dickerson Los Angeles Times -- February 27, 2009 LOS ANGELES - It's a kitchen degreaser. It's a window cleaner. It kills athlete's foot. Oh, and you can drink it. Sounds like the old "Saturday Night Live" gag for Shimmer, the faux floor polish plugged by Gilda Radner. But the elixir is real. U.S. ... Rumpus Room Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:33:22 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/miracle-water-t1601.htm#6987 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/miracle-water-t1601.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/sweet-revenge-t1558.htm masterindisguise I'm sure this deer i sbeing cheered by the spirits of dead deer everywhere. Deer gets revenge after hunter shoots him Email this Story Dec 1, 8:13 PM (ET) SEDALIA, Mo. (AP) - A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound ... Rumpus Room Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:21:41 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/sweet-revenge-t1558.htm#6852 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/sweet-revenge-t1558.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/butt-bandit-t1450.htm masterindisguise I found this funny. Lewd vandal leaves greasy imprints on Neb. town Email this Story Sep 12, 11:32 AM (ET) By NATE JENKINS VALENTINE, Neb. (AP) - Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark. Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind - sometimes his groin, sometimes both - on windows. Store owners, church workers and school janitors have had to wash ... Rumpus Room Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:44:24 GMT http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/butt-bandit-t1450.htm#6605 http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/butt-bandit-t1450.htm http://twohawks.forumotion.com/rumpus-room-f30/think-positive-t1549.htm FliesWithoutWings A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: 'I am blind, please help.' There were only a few coins in the hat. A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words. Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. ... 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